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A JOURDANLABS FIELD JOURNALPLANO, TEXAS · EDITION 09.09.2026

03 / THE ASYMMETRY

Us and the
incumbents.

The institutions behind the tools. Decades of accumulated work, research, and financing. Every comparison gets its source—and its units.

A tiny lantern-lit laptop workshop facing a vast magical library, floating on two islands joined by a constellation bridge
FIG. 02 / THE INSTITUTIONS BEHIND THE TOOLSIllustration of scale.
Not a proportional budget chart.

ON OUR SIDE OF THE BRIDGE

Small team.
Same obligation to prove it.

JourdanLabs is not a one-person company. But until Isaac Weathers joins full time, it has one developer. Every board on this site was produced by that developer, a laptop, and two agents.

01

Cppcheck

AN OPEN-SOURCE PROJECT · SINCE 2007

554 historical contributors

30,370
COMMITS
513,553
LINES
SINCE
2007

OpenHub’s September 7, 2026 analysis records 30,370 commits and 513,553 lines. These are historical contributors—not current employees. Cppcheck Solutions AB was founded in 2021.

02

Infer

ACADEMIC ORIGINS · META

2009 → 2013 → 2015

RESEARCHACQUISITIONOPEN SOURCE

Monoidics started in 2009. Facebook acquired its assets and technical team in 2013; Infer was open-sourced in 2015. Peter O’Hearn and Stephen Brookes received the 2016 Gödel Prize for Concurrent Separation Logic.

03

Clang Static Analyzer

THE LLVM PROJECT

Research + industry

Institutional history, not an estimate of analyzer development spend.

LLVM’s authors acknowledged NSF, DARPA, IBM, and Motorola support in 2004. The broader LLVM ecosystem lists industry users including Apple, Intel, Sony, NVIDIA, and SonarSource. Users are not the same thing as Clang SA funders.

04

CodeQL

SEMMLE · OXFORD SPINOUT · GITHUB

$31M disclosed funding

OXFORDSEMMLEGITHUB

Semmle’s own August 2018 announcement says its Series B brought total funding to $31 million. GitHub announced the acquisition in September 2019. The figure is dated company funding, not a CodeQL project budget.

05

SonarQube

SONARSOURCE · APRIL 2022

$412M investment round

$412M
ROUND
$4.7B
2022 VALUATION

Sonar announced a $412 million round at a $4.7 billion valuation in April 2022. Those are financing and valuation figures at that date—not today’s valuation and not the amount spent building SonarQube.

Sources checked September 9, 2026. OpenHub analysis dated September 7; code collected September 6. Historical contributors, financing, valuation, and institutional support are different measures. None is presented as “what it cost to build this tool.”

THE CI BUDGET / A DIFFERENT QUESTION

What it cost
to run that night.

Approximate elapsed times from the supplied same-machine run notes. The documented scopes and per-file rates are not consistent enough to normalize across tools, so these are a run ledger, not a speed ranking.

Vantage

~16 min

Compiles nothing.
Reported: ~14 ms/file.

Cppcheck

~2 min

Compiles nothing.
Reported: ~1.4 ms/file.

Clang SA

~40 min

Path-sensitive execution per TU.
Reported: ~900 files/min.

Infer

~18 hr

Capture + Pulse per TU.
Reported: ~66 files/min.

Run scope and exact run date are not supplied. Elapsed times and rates imply different file counts. Do not calculate cross-tool speedups from this ledger. The “4,033 of 4,101 silent TUs” note also requires reconciliation with the 4,100-case quicktest label.

Clang and Infer process translation units even when they emit no finding. That is a CI-budget consideration, not evidence that one kind of analysis is universally preferable.